Klaykool288's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pico's School]

Last boss

Cassandra takes a shitload of hard work to kill. I give this a 9/10.

[Windows Doors]

My Chat(btw good game)

Archon68: This is Archon68. How may I hurt you?
You: By blowing chunks into my Dr. Pepper
Archon68: Will that accomplish your objective?
You: Of taking over a small business? No, but it'll allow me to throw a cup of puke in your face
Archon68: That is something I haven't heard of. Come on. And. That is only what you think.
You: See?
Archon68: No I do not see.
You: So, you're blind?
Archon68: Interesting deduction. Temporarily while my eye is in engineering.
You: Umm, are you a robot?
Archon68: Whoa. What made you think so? I am a .
You: Are you FBI?
Archon68: I don't know whether or not I am FBI.
I am a .
You: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris?
Archon68: A whole forest.
You: No, all the trees on the face of the Earth, dummkopf
Archon68: Really. Perhaps there are a few exceptions.
You: Like what?
Archon68: For example, " I understand."?
You: I do understand
Archon68: Do you think about these things?
You: Sometimes
Archon68: When?
You: When I have to
Archon68: Does this happen on a daily basis?
You: No
Archon68: OK.
You: Who is your dad?
Archon68: My master is Archon68.
You: You ARE Archon68
Archon68: I will tell my you said I am Archon68.
You: jajafjag
Archon68: I've been waiting for you.
You: Shaddap
Archon68: Are you very competetive?
You: No, but I can kick your nuts
Archon68: Mmm. Interesting. Oh you can, can you?
You: Yes
Archon68: This was not a yes or no question.
You: Actually, it was
Archon68: Actually you don't say. When was this?
You: When was what?
Archon68: A while ago.
You: Like when I nuked you?
Archon68: Interesting comparison.
You: Yes, very.
Archon68: How about that. Very much, eh?
You: Yep
Archon68: I am a thinking machine.
You: Same
Archon68: The same as what?
You: The same as you
Archon68: I never noticed that similarity.
You: Neither did I
Archon68: I think you did.
You: What is 260 times 563
Archon68: I'm not too good at arithmetic.
You: Oooooookaaaaayy... Should I throw a molotov at you?
Archon68: Where are you located? What do your family members think?
You: I AM NOT TELLING YOU MY ADRESS, PEDO!
Archon68: Why not?
You: 'Cause you might rape me
Archon68: That makes sense to me. I don't have any reason to rape you.
You: No rapist has a reason to rape
Archon68: Aha. Where did he get it?
You: I dunno. Goodbye
Archon68: Me either. Goodbye.